three word story.

[ZieDog]

im bored. i used to play an internet game and in the forums ppl used to play one word or three word stories.

the thing here, is that you create a story, but each person can only post three words at a time. and say nothing else. they also can't post twice in a row.

Eg
Post 1
Once upon a

Post 2
elephant, a monkey

Post 3
said wassssuppppp m'digguh?

Post 4
But that was

Post 5
a wild drug-trip.

you get me? ...
bad example....
but hopefully this will work, and people will post.....
Just for a bit a fun, funny sometimes reading the whole story. Which also reminds me that make sure you read the story before posting. We want a narrative of sorts....

Also remember that you cant have 3 posts within 5 posts.
if you dig me...

Start:

One day, A


****EDIT****
(Story made into one chunck of text, with correct punctuation.)
The Story so far:
One day, A game was started with three players whom got rabies and went insane in the membrane. Boobs, Toffee, Apple were their names, but i digress.

All wasn't well in my pants because i had cheap undergarments on. Upon inspecting them, I soon realised they were really my troublesome foreskin.

In West Philadelphia, someone was running a basketball game in the rain, when a couple of raging necrophiliacs decided that it would be wise if Lady Gaga became a raving zombie. After all, she resembled one. Seriously. She did. Does. Forever will. Although her vagina resembles an oversized coat wearing watermelon, you would still do her as paper bags work. I heard she really likes richard (that means dick) right in her home made pies. American Pie style.

Madonna later remarked: "Third World children would make great, albeit expensive, soup".

Referring back to those main characters, you remember those don't you? As I certainly do. They were called Boobs, a shy young forum lurker and ice queen, who looked like an ice queen. He pulled down on Toffee, a melancholy emo squirrel. Apple however, liked the one thing Toffee sucked on, which was Boobs' humungous toe, quite succulent it was.

So Boobs and the emo squirrel went for a long session of hacky-sack love. Of course, this made god angry... so he/she/it/non-existent threw 42 ninja stars at Janet Jackson, who just happened to be standing on Toffee’s head. Toffee was no happy that Janet was watching them through the glory-glory-hallelujah hole.

Toffee poked Janet to see if she had swine instead of breasts, but she had a penis protruding from her chest. Apple then entered and killed the sensual mood of the evening.

She then yelled, “THRILLER!!!”, and monsters jumped out (including Janet Jackson’s chest penis), and started attacking the irony that was this once-popular-thread-that-now-has-trouble-getting-any-posts-at-all,-while-the-plot-hags-in-the-balance and could become no less better than it has been before now.

So the story is getting worse, so we had the characters make super, mega, awesome, beige coloured slacks of bestial wrath with pork antlers, that looked like very tasty appestisers, but just couldn’t bare to grasp the sheer awesomeness of their deliciousness.

Fresh Prince of Monaco was dancing like Will Smith until his mum ripped his parachute for acting in Rob Schneider movies, who doesn’t like Adam Sandler, because neither can act.

In ZieDog’s opinion, Eyce’s mum is a huge, gigantic supporter of electronic pancakes. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, pancakes were being stacked taller than, stacked shorter than hermit crabs, who towered over Passa. Fortunately, space lesbians – death by snoo snoo then occurred, but Jack Thompson shot a man Pee-Wee Herman style and the world towered over Passa for great justice. However, justice is futile in the world they inhabit.

Consequently, Passa tried to feel asleep, I mean fall, but whatever yo. Later, Passa awoke, with the urge to eat as a pig that thought Joseph was a giant, over-sized, shaved donkey wallet. But he didn’t. Simply, shaved donkeys are always a blast in the hard body/past/present/future tense of that book about the martians all up in mah grill, dawg.

Passa came back to find Fozzie had decided to give him a happy ending for his collection of factory sealed figurines. However, the meteor saw in horror the naked Jibbs.

“Small”, he thought, as he touched El Taco’s groinal area.

Just then, Jibbs and his cat learned proper grammar. Lasciviously, psuedointellectual, serendipity were just some random sayings that crept into a handbasket of rugged men with shaved heads, for butting! Speaking of which, similar to Bronze, but less gay.

So he thought; “What’s a dog doing up there?”

This brought problems without Bette Midler (stupid beaches movie. Seriously, how crap! Indeed, scurvy really disrupts pirates’ lives or some ****). Jesus wept. Satan and Saddam made fantabulous cakes for all of Hell’s little minion pimps.

Kratos looked at Snake and thought, “I’d like to tap that ass”.

Unfortunately for Kratos, he contracted Chlamydia, but the contract did forbid such

===CONTINUE STORY FROM THE TOP OF PAGE 10===
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Currently Playing:
PC: Team Fortress 2, Minecraft, Left 4 Dead 2
Wii: Nothing
DS: Nothing

"Moving on, the Police warn that the Sudoku Killer will kill 1, 4 or 9 victims next."

[Benza]

game was started
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[Itachi]

with 3 players
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[Sin Ogaris]

whom got rabies

[Frozencry]

and went insane
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[Sin Ogaris]

in the membrane.

[STANKY J]

boobs toffee apple

[ZieDog]

were their names
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Currently Playing:
PC: Team Fortress 2, Minecraft, Left 4 Dead 2
Wii: Nothing
DS: Nothing

"Moving on, the Police warn that the Sudoku Killer will kill 1, 4 or 9 victims next."

[theory]

but I digress
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[Starman]

all wasn't well
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[Sin Ogaris]

in my pants

[3mt]

because I had
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[He need to cut the ego.]

cheap undergarments on

[Starman]

Upon inspecting them
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[dloiscute]

I soon realised
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☑Tekken

[Sin Ogaris]

they were really

[He need to cut the ego.]

my troublesome foreskin

[El Taco]

In West Philadelphia
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R.I.P Tanya

[admeister]

someone was running
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"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty." - Fact Sphere.

[He need to cut the ego.]

a basketball game

[ANDYBALLINA]

in the rain
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PSN: ANDYBALLINA1

[iCE]

When a couple
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Xbox 360 Gamertag - xMetallic iCEx

[Sin Ogaris]

of raging necrophilliacs

[admeister]

decided that it
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"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty." - Fact Sphere.

[Sin Ogaris]

would be wise