My epic palgn RAPZ! (from my 1st album)

[BRIANBALLINA]

yeah ima put dese badboyz on my 1st album, wurd up! da album be called "DEAR DAD, IT'S YOUR SON, BRIAN. I AIN'T AT SUMMER CAMP NO MORE..."

anyway long name i know but ima mke up for it wit sum hardcore shiz in your ears, there'll be fluids everywhere after you have an eargasm. better bring SUM EAR CONDOMZ (aka earplugsz) WHEN U HEAR DIS STUFF HOMBREZ!!!

anyway, LIVE FROM HORATIO'S CORRIDOOR, BALLINA, its BRIANNNN.

yeah boiz its Brian, bringin it home like fiddy
what more can you from palgn before it gets gritty?
spanca get busted by tha po-po by spankin' dem hoez
puddingfork gets the ladiez more than his bro knowz
vervulus never heard o us till he let his gingerballz downn
den fraggo got da party started wit sum 40 an his hound
ThaAnswrr bring mah fro to tha frun wen he sell sum shiz
andy is SHENIQUAH, he wantz me 2 hav kidz
bronz got no money dats why he only 20 pence
buttmouthz a strikethrough, he got no sense
gamesta'z a whack *****, dat boi ain't right
mikezilla is a clone, between hzi legsz be tight
zhou is a hot asian chick, nuff zsaid
jackslasck is FRICKEN CRAZY dog likez red
islandwulf too good to fluff da pillowz in ma bed
thebigm desginsz rad shiz right in hiz head
theory is crazy wit orange, word don't rhyme
A13x is all over the place with hiz whack linezz
admeiser 10 mil mmrz, dat boi knowz luv
Kyle clarty rot my brain like blue dovez
El taco in da house, ***** cant rap
Jayleelink got a long name and no cap
sin organis ma bruv, he know hw to do
goleeneye got da shotz, but he cant shoot froo
charly so picky, her price so high
obsolete's name is pink, think its a guy
goober man touch dauwwn, he be in ma houz
itachi wapanese, fly my shiz way souf
Jim dash, burnZ and jerome are all hot
Eatchildren, james and smurf, well deyr just not
he need to cut the ego, dat boi ain't right
benno's name also pink, shuld change 2 whyte
dimefan haz bad dealz, my money aint LEFIT
but when crunkin wit hardbody my boiz is THA SHIT
karai pantsu translate no japanesey
Cro takes dennyz sstuff and makes it real sleezy
frasiercrane is hatin', what can ai do?
eyce, pixie girl and sambo agree to
spacebreak II, where yo head at?
matboy back and he got hiz bread back?
all da ovverzz gonna fly so highz
baht sharecode best in da world never gon' cry

end is NIGH niggas!! SOOON DA ANSWERZZZWIL COM BRAHZ.
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[cosmoh]

Shit son you are most definetely spittin some dope rhymes.

I rarely make posts, usually opting to lurk the forums late at night but i had to sign in to show my appreciation for ya mad skills n that.

That and i'm curios as to who you really are

[BurnZ]

Amusing lines:

[PixieGirl]

[Sin Ogaris]

Yeah... pretty sure this joke was over before it even started.

[theory]

Stop hating Sin.

BRIAN is, like, the second best rapper on PALGN.
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[mikezilla2]

[theory]

I've posted a bunch of links to my stuff over the years.
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[Benno]

Advice taken.
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Mature.

[Kurupt]

You think you can rap, but boy you're just spittin'
Some overused words that just ain't hittin'
They're making the members cry out in cold fear
i'll teach you how to make all the ladies cheer
First, you need more game then just dissin' people
'Cuz that takes as much talent as my hairy left nipple
Anyone can diss, hate and cause trouble
It's like you're living in your own ****ing bubble
No friends, no bitch, no come backs
As a rapper you're nothing but a bitch ass hack
At least you've got a little bit of talent
But I'm still left feeling dumbfounded
Your rhymes aren't very well-rounded
Going from here to there, and every which way
Let's ask everyone, let's have a survey
How many people like this punks raps
I think they're shit, they're giving me the craps
Maybe I should just give you all my scraps?
They're useless to me, but probably gold to you
They're just bull**** throwaway rhymes, they're nothing new
So right now I'll stop for your rebuttal
Just remember to try and not be too subtle

[IISpacebreakII]

Lol, everytime I read lyrics to rap-pieces I can hear some token black rapper guy in my head bustin out the rhymes. Just who is he? I can't put my finger on it =[

EDIT: XD forgot to thankyou for the mention in your song, Brian ^^

[theory]

OMG PALGN RAP BATTLEZ!!!!1111
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[admeister]

Guys think they can rap, but they're just spittin' crap
I'll pwn you all hands-down, and heck, that's a wrap

PALGN needs more rapping, now. Thanks for the mention Brian. I'd have expected a more creative username from you though.
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"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty." - Fact Sphere.

[GoldenEyeRa]

Although the rap was pretty funny, I found the album title high-larious just because of how out of place it was -

[MaTBoY]

ah man, i only read this just now.

it all sure is............ epic!
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