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Benza
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holy shit you guys.
Holy shit.
No just... ok so bear with me here.
So there's this japanese romance simulator, where you end up as the only human at a school for pidgeons.
Then... fuck... man just... then you start falling in love with the pidgeons. Even though... fuck man they're pidgeons.
Just... fuck man. This game is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. It's just... so much absolute insanity.
It's a free download from here and you can grab the english language patch here
They're... fuck they're not even cartoon birds, they're just photos of actual birds
I just.... what? I'm so fucking excited that something this completly batshit insane exists. I have fucking goosebumps here.
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Bravo Japan. Bravo.
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I don't even... what the... :S lol! Will save for later. I have to check this out.
Hot June 22nd pidgeon....
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Japan, you so crazy.
I just don't understand the thought process behind it. Who is this even made for?
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Benza
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If it had come from anywhere else I'd immediatly assume it's an elaborate parody, a joke about dating sims.
But since it's japan... man I just don't know.
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| Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:24 pm Post subject: |
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This just brings back memories of Japan World Cup
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This has me all hot under the collar.
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Benza
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so the missus was playing this all last night, from her laughter it's pretty fucking hilarious.
There's also a bird who's handom anime face is just a cartoon bird.
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Man Japan have some damn cool looking pigeons over there
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Apparently the English patch just patches the demo, and the guy who made it is now looking for English translators to patch the full game.
I've been following the screenshots and impressions over at quarter to three and this game is absolutely insane. Like, the premise of a human going to an all pigeon school and romancing them is insane enough, but the actual plot threads take it to a completely different level.
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| Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:42 am Post subject: |
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I know a certain (gay) puppet from the streets who'd love this one ...
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Santa's laugh has never been so creepy...
Hohohohoho....
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| Jarrod wrote: | Apparently the English patch just patches the demo, and the guy who made it is now looking for English translators to patch the full game.
I've been following the screenshots and impressions over at quarter to three and this game is absolutely insane. Like, the premise of a human going to an all pigeon school and romancing them is insane enough, but the actual plot threads take it to a completely different level. |
God my girlfriend was telling me about it (She played through the demo and got every ending)
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The doctor is a sociopathic serial killer who's ending ends with him killing you and keeping your head in a jar, the pidgeon in the library ends up being a ghost who got murderd and trapped there, one ending had the main character unknowingly eat her best friend, there are pidgeon hit squads. And the entire thing seems to take place in some weird post appocalypse universe with the player character being one of the only remaining humans left who lives in a cave.
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| Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:51 am Post subject: |
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spoilers man, spoilers!
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shit sorry, didn't realise anyone was playing.
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