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It's the truth.
I love long black dick. Three reasons why we can never be together Theory 
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| Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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So I gave coffee a shot after 24 years on this blue planet.
Ive had Zulu beer (brown & murky), Kava (brown & murky), Quechua Fermented Spit (brown & murky).. all those things are horrible so I thought how bad could another brown and murky drink really be.
I guzzle almost 2L of straight cold milk every day so mixing in a brown concoction wasn't the most appealing thing for me.
If I wanted rusty milk I would have put some pieces of metal in my bottle of milk for a few days. This stuff is horrible. Granted it was a Dare Ice coffee of which I am fully aware I shouldn't judge all coffees from this one drink. It didn't give me any kind of buzz that ive heard so much about so I am wondering why anyone bothers to drink this milk destroyer. Also milk should not be heated up, ever, period.
I will now walk past all coffee shops with disdain.
P.S This is semi satire. It wont be the last time i drink coffee and I will reserve my true judgement when I have had a real coffee. Anyone who wants to pick at me for not liking coffee should just go back to sipping their wankerccino.
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| grim-one wrote: | Uh...How does this benefit me? 
Also you're in Perth now? |
Nah. just rubbing it in that my coffe cost $2.50 and your coffee costs 75% of the GDP of Botswana 
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| Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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| B-Zero wrote: | | Also milk should not be heated up, ever, period. |
As someone who loves custard - you are wrong.
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I assume he doesn't like cheese either.
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| Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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Indeed. I wish we had unpasturised cheese.
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| Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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I think its funny you guys lie in wait to try and nit pick at peoples posts. You know exactly what I mean.
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*it's.
/nitpicking
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| Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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Oh PALGN, you fastidious hawk.
No error will ever go pasteurize unnoticed.
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| Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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This is turning in to some Xzibit shit right here.
Yo dawg, I heard you like nitpicking, so I nitpicked your nitpicking...
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| Frozencry wrote: | *it's.
/nitpicking |
Last time I mentioned spelling or grammatical errors in a post I got flamed by you higher gods of this forum.
Please read the following PALGN Forum Rule you smart ass.
Spelling Mistakes and Errors:
As a sign of courtesy it would be great if forumers wouldn't point out spelling mistakes of other users, if it's perfectly clear what the other user is writing then it doesn't really matter if they've made a mistake.
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I would like to know somewhere in Perth that CONSISTENTLY makes good coffee.
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| B-Zero wrote: | Please read the following PALGN Forum Rule you smart ass.
Spelling Mistakes and Errors:
As a sign of courtesy it would be great if forumers wouldn't point out spelling mistakes of other users, if it's perfectly clear what the other user is writing then it doesn't really matter if they've made a mistake. |
Careful. They're mods. They can edit the rules 
| Cyph wrote: | | I would like to know somewhere in Perth that CONSISTENTLY makes good coffee. |
The guys in my office say they always make a good cup. $1 
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| Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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I'm still going to call them out on being a smart ass whether they are a mod/god or not.
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| B-Zero wrote: | | I'm still going to call them out on being a smart ass whether they are a mod/god or not. |
Good for you. 
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| Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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> Editorial team quitting tomorrow
> Random user tries to quote rules
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| Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:39 am Post subject: |
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Just ignore them B-Zero.
They won't go away. They won't EVER go away.
But ignore them.
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I have increasingly become more and more addicted to coffee over the last few months...
Actually became pretty sure it was a reason I was slowly putting on a few kilos...
Made the epic switch to Skim milk and NO sugar in my coffee....
After about a week of adjusting, I couldn't go back, and the slight weight gain is over. 
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Out of my immediate family, I'm the only one who doesn't drink coffee daily which is definitely attributed to the fact that drinking the stuff gives me quite the massive runs. :<
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| Cyph wrote: | | I would like to know somewhere in Perth that CONSISTENTLY makes good coffee. |
Mini Espresso in London Court.
it's a bit of a hike from my office, but if i end up in town for lunch, i usually get one.
Bench Espresso at the Condor Apartments - Hay St side are pretty good. very hipster-ish decor though.
Woogi Espresso in the Mercure hotel building is also quite good, and offer delivery too.
and i haven't been there for a good 3 years or so now (since our office moved from West Perth to East Perth) but Cafe Vinyl at 78 Records used to be good.
but in typical Perth fashion, all are pricey - although i guess no more so than any other coffee store.
personally, i've compromised a little with price. Coffee Club have ok-good coffee, depending on who's operating the machine, but with their VIP card, it's 2-for-1. the card is $25/year, but when there's 4 people buying coffee every day, if everyone pools into a card, then its paid for itself in a week.
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Am I the only one that thinks coffee tastes like balls?
That shit is vile.
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| Appel wrote: | | Am I the only one that thinks coffee tastes like balls? |
Ha ha, you know what balls taste like.
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| Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:24 am Post subject: |
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| Cyph wrote: | | I would like to know somewhere in Perth that CONSISTENTLY makes good coffee. |
Cafe Vinyl
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