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Cian


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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:54 pm Post subject: QWOP |
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Flex dem legs...
A very 'special' little game. Have fun. My record is 4.3, don't laugh before you try.
Post your high score! _________________
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theory PALGN Moderator


Status: Offline Joined: 17 May 2005 Posts: 9112 $poons: 1275.00 Location: Melbourne

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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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Haha. We've done this on here before.
Still hate that thing. _________________
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Cian


Status: Offline Joined: 17 Sep 2009 Posts: 2184 $poons: 939.60 Location: Melbourne

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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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I searched and couldn't find any previous topic. It's a shocking...SHOCKING game. _________________
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Spacecow


Status: Offline Joined: 20 Jul 2010 Posts: 1194 $poons: 11.20 Location: Melbourne

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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:12 pm Post subject: |
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8.4 metres!
I was kinda sliding for the last 6 metres though... _________________
"Everything's coming up Milhouse"
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emwearz


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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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I stopped at 25metres, just fell to one knee and tapped Q and W, looked like a Russian dancer or something.
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Jedi_Amara


Status: Offline Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 3377 $poons: 24.40 Location: Melbourne

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Nietzsche


Status: Offline Joined: 18 Nov 2008 Posts: 2543 $poons: 119.80 Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, Earth

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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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I got 17.3 before i stopped. I was moving so like a crab. Could have finished with enough patience.
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Jarrod


Status: Offline Joined: 07 Dec 2007 Posts: 8284 $poons: 369.60 Location: Preston

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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:42 pm Post subject: |
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9.5/10. GOTY candidate. _________________
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Sin Ogaris

Status: Offline Joined: 05 Dec 2005 Posts: 10616 $poons: 1588.60 Location: Melbourne

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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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I got 59 meters, was going for 100 but the stupid hurdle (OMG SPLOIGZERGS!!!!1!11111@11!!!@1!1) slowed down my already slow pace (was doing the tapping o and p thing).
Last edited by Sin Ogaris on Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:09 pm, edited 1 time in total
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Benza


Status: Offline Joined: 11 Mar 2008 Posts: 14586 $poons: 119.20

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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:07 pm Post subject: |
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best I've ever got is like -1.5 _________________
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Jedi_Amara


Status: Offline Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 3377 $poons: 24.40 Location: Melbourne

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ZachG


Status: Offline Joined: 15 Apr 2009 Posts: 214 $poons: 108.00 Location: Adelaide

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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:18 am Post subject: |
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I got 66! I feel so proud kneeling my way to victory for half an hour... _________________
"He who conquers the left side conquers the world, chief."
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Nietzsche


Status: Offline Joined: 18 Nov 2008 Posts: 2543 $poons: 119.80 Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, Earth

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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:41 am Post subject: |
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dam that hurdle
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Till@

Status: Offline Joined: 03 Jan 2009 Posts: 2161 $poons: 112.20 Location: In front of something backlit

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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:47 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, I have a mate who I bet $10 that he couldn't finish QWOP. This was during his first few goes at the game so I didn't expect him to get very far at all. He ended up kneeing it all the way to the hurdle, the he pushed the hurdle, on his knees the rest of the distance.
Suffice to say he got his $10 in 5, 10 and 20c pieces > _________________
Mrs Tweedy! The Chickens are revolting!
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A13x


Status: Offline Joined: 02 Apr 2007 Posts: 3362 $poons: 2126.10 Location: Adelaide

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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:01 am Post subject: |
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| Till@ wrote: | Yeah, I have a mate who I bet $10 that he couldn't finish QWOP. This was during his first few goes at the game so I didn't expect him to get very far at all. He ended up kneeing it all the way to the hurdle, the he pushed the hurdle, on his knees the rest of the distance.
Suffice to say he got his $10 in 5, 10 and 20c pieces > |
Yeah I beat QWOP the same way, but didn't get $10 for it
Now I feel ripped off. _________________
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Fetidchimp


Status: Offline Joined: 02 Jul 2007 Posts: 8666 $poons: 60.20

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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:36 am Post subject: |
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http://www.foddy.net/GIRP.html _________________ kill, kill, kill.....the white man. Kill the white man, kill
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Sin Ogaris

Status: Offline Joined: 05 Dec 2005 Posts: 10616 $poons: 1588.60 Location: Melbourne

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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:22 am Post subject: |
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GIRP is heaps better, mate at work just showed it to me and I came here to let you all know, but fetid got in first.
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Benza


Status: Offline Joined: 11 Mar 2008 Posts: 14586 $poons: 119.20

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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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I can't figure out grip for the life of me. How do you actually get up to higher ones? _________________
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Nietzsche


Status: Offline Joined: 18 Nov 2008 Posts: 2543 $poons: 119.80 Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, Earth

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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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Girp is impossible. Haven't go higher than the first set.
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Fetidchimp


Status: Offline Joined: 02 Jul 2007 Posts: 8666 $poons: 60.20

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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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17.5 metres....let him swing and press boost and letter at the same time when he swings back toward the letter you want. _________________ kill, kill, kill.....the white man. Kill the white man, kill
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Benza


Status: Offline Joined: 11 Mar 2008 Posts: 14586 $poons: 119.20

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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Fetidchimp wrote: | | 17.5 metres....let him swing and press boost and letter at the same time when he swings back toward the letter you want. |
oh shit I didn't realise there was a boost button *facepalm*
Got to 6.9 meters before the phone rang.
Much better Then QWOP.
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Mother fuck you can pause?! _________________
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