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stepped on a rogue piece of glass in my house, I took out one piece, but it hurts like hell and I have a feeling theres still a piece stuck deep inside the wound....not looking forward to fishing it out.
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| Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Puddingfork wrote: | | You could tell him to stop without sounding like an arse hole, make it kind of light heated and laugh a little or something. |
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| Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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| He need to cut the ego. wrote: | | hommus wrote: | | And you didn't say something because....? |
Because I'm not an arsehole?
It would be different if he was doing it intentionally. |
Doesn't make you an arse hole for wanting someone to stop breathing on your neck. Besides you aren't exactly off to a good start for describing him as a sweaty fat kid to begin with.
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| Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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| He need to cut the ego. wrote: | | Was in the line at the local shop waiting to pay & some sweaty corpulent kid with an armful of lollies, chips and soft drink was breathing all over my neck. I felt the back of my hair move too. That warm disgusting feeling...ugh. |
Going to plus you just for using the word "corpulent". Well done!
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He need to cut the ego.
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| Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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| hommus wrote: | | He need to cut the ego. wrote: | | hommus wrote: | | And you didn't say something because....? |
Because I'm not an arsehole?
It would be different if he was doing it intentionally. |
Doesn't make you an arse hole for wanting someone to stop breathing on your neck. Besides you aren't exactly off to a good start for describing him as a sweaty fat kid to begin with. |
I know. I said it in jest.
| Bingles wrote: | | Going to plus you just for using the word "corpulent". Well done! |
It's a great word. Well I like it anyway...
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The God damn family/life insurance ads.The only shows I watch on tv are WWE Raw and WWE Smackdown and EVERY ad break has one of them damn ads.
Ad's are why I hate tv and wait for series to come out on DVD before I watch them.
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He need to cut the ego.
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| Gamesta wrote: | | Ad's are why I hate tv and wait for series to come out on DVD before I watch them. |
Same here. There's only about four shows that I will bother to watch on normal TV.
(but I do watch a lot of sport on TV)
The worst ads are the ones with the screaming announcer. Screaming at me isn't going to make me want to buy your product and I'm already watching TV so you don't need to scream at me to get my attention.
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saw bored was online playing Uncharted2 - and seeing how I haven't gamed for ages... I thought I'd play it except I've just spent the last hour cleaning my place and looking for my wireless bluetooth headset and getting mega sweaty and cheesed off. Where the fark could it have gone. WTFEVA.
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Huntsmen Spider. My work shirt. Arachnophobic. Not noticing until 2m away. Screaming, oh god the screaming. Heart rate shot up. Not good, not good at all.
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| Jellyfish wrote: | | Huntsmen Spider. My work shirt. Arachnophobic. Not noticing until 2m away. Screaming, oh god the screaming. Heart rate shot up. Not good, not good at all. |
I had a white-tailed spider in my pants. I didn't notice until I put them on, thankfully it fell out. Suffice to say I didn't go near pants for a few days. 
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:15 am Post subject: |
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Cool. No pants. Did you just wear skirts?
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| M@TT_K wrote: | | Jellyfish wrote: | | Huntsmen Spider. My work shirt. Arachnophobic. Not noticing until 2m away. Screaming, oh god the screaming. Heart rate shot up. Not good, not good at all. |
I had a white-tailed spider in my pants. I didn't notice until I put them on, thankfully it fell out. Suffice to say I didn't go near pants for a few days. |
I've had a few close run ins with some white tailed spiders in the last few months, all in my bedroom. That's not good because they're a type of spider (unlike most you see around) that actually will **** you up. And they feed on other spiders, so their presence means not only do I have white tails that like to hang around, but there must also be other spiders that are around for them to feed on.
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:10 am Post subject: |
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| Spanca wrote: | | M@TT_K wrote: | | Jellyfish wrote: | | Huntsmen Spider. My work shirt. Arachnophobic. Not noticing until 2m away. Screaming, oh god the screaming. Heart rate shot up. Not good, not good at all. |
I had a white-tailed spider in my pants. I didn't notice until I put them on, thankfully it fell out. Suffice to say I didn't go near pants for a few days. |
I've had a few close run ins with some white tailed spiders in the last few months, all in my bedroom. That's not good because they're a type of spider (unlike most you see around) that actually will **** you up. And they feed on other spiders, so their presence means not only do I hate white tails that like to hang around, but there must also be other spiders that are around for them to feed on. |
My only fear in this world 
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Bad rap for the white tail, poor little bugger
| Australian museum wrote: | | Sensational media reporting of supposed cases of severe "necrotising arachnidism" has given the White-tailed Spider a bad reputation. However, a recent study has monitored the medical outcomes of over 100 verified White-tailed Spider bites and found not a single case of ulceration (confirming the results of an earlier study). The available evidence suggests that skin ulceration is not a common outcome of White-tailed Spider bite. |
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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The bad image probably came from something like this:
Next on Today Tonight: White tailed spiders and what YOU need to know to keep your kids safe...
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| Spanca wrote: |
I've had a few close run ins with some white tailed spiders in the last few months, all in my bedroom. That's not good because they're a type of spider (unlike most you see around) that actually will **** you up. And they feed on other spiders, so their presence means not only do I have white tails that like to hang around, but there must also be other spiders that are around for them to feed on. |
I've had a few white tail spider encounters over the last few years, one is too many.... several and i'm not sleeping in my bedroom until i've cleaned it out and removed every trace of dust or mini spider-webs  .
Daddy long legs spiders i can handle, i even let them do their own thing 99% of the time. The 1% is reserved for when they lower themselves to my eye level when i am in the shower - this actually happened to me a few months ago.... needless to say i shat myself as i saw it and moved the shower head around to squirt it  .
Had a weird one back in early January, i'm chilling out watching dvds in the lounge room late at night. I hear this little thud, sounded like something fell and landed on the carpet (about the same sort of noise a coin would make if you threw it on the ground). Turned the light on and looked in the direction where i thought the noise came from, found a spider.... looked closer and saw the white dot associated with white tail spiders  . I was surprised i didn't actually stand on it while i was moving towards the light switch.
Since then though, i've been paranoid, each time i hear a similar noise of something falling and landing on the ground, i'm always wondering if it's another spider.
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| Sinthesys wrote: | The bad image probably came from something like this:
Next on Today Tonight: White tailed spiders and what YOU need to know to keep your kids safe... |
Were the white tails brought here by immigrants?
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Funny you should say that, they were probably brought here:
By shonky Lebanese builders getting their 13 year old, obese daughter breast implants. Why she won't lose the weight and YOU might have to pay for it; She's on the dole, selling drugs and bullying your kids at school, turning them into hoons and rip-off merchants...
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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crush her!
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:55 pm Post subject: |
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I usually find myself laughing when I see a spider and instantly recoil in fear. It's a natural reaction I guess, but I usually don't fear things that can be easily killed with a lady's shoe...
Then again, a stiletto to the face could probably take down the man Mundine...
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:10 pm Post subject: |
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On the topic of white tails, never punch one. I did once and it made the skin on my hand go all gross for a few days.
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^ Hehe, that's because white tails dont bite to inject their venom, they kind of just 'throw up' with it over their prey and it eats into the blood stream and gets the job done. When you punched the spider, you pretty much smeared caustic white tail venom all over you hand.
White tail 1st aid = soap and water ASAP
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My 2.5 year old hasn't been feeling well. He's just sh!t his pants 3 times in 40mins. That ticks me off. He's now in a nappy *runs off to clean sh!tting little boy undies* .... *hasn't had her coffee yet*
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:32 pm Post subject: |
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I punched one to death. Didn't do squat to me. It on the other hand...
EDIT: A spider, not a kid.
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Fetidchimp wrote: | | Bad rap for the white tail, poor little bugger |
An arachnophobic friend of mine is convinced they do this, despite all testing and study saying they dont.
Poor little white tails .
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