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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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^^^ You're not the only one... I only recently found out what IRD is...Someone should pm me as well as to who they are!


But i definately wouldn't say that i like flow charts...(Hypothetically)!!!!

EDIT: WHOA! 100 posts in 2 days!...
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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just read a huge pile of IRC quotes and man some of the love calculator ones are funny.

Quote:
<Vervain> @lovecalc burnz, whores
<%WildBillBot> The probability of a successful relationship between burnz and whores is 92%.

<gtpod> @lovecalc Joseph, a penis
<%WildBillBot> The probability of a successful relationship between Joseph and a penis is 12%.
<gtpod> a penis is less than happiness
<gtpod> philosophy
<Joseph> @lovecalc gtpod, a penis
<%WildBillBot> The chance of a successful relationship between gtpod and a penis is 92%.

<Joseph> @lovecalc Joseph, Bargains
<%WildBillBot> The probability of a successful relationship between Joseph and Bargains is 95%.

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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 1:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Golly. I always miss all the shenanigans.


For the first time EVER, this isn't me.

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James wrote:
The sample set included myself & DancesInUnderwear.


Sin Ogaris wrote:
But... that implies Dances once had a 10 incher?


It implies way more than that.

Way more.


If this thread has taught me anything in the last page or so, it's that no one here gets my sense of humour (either that or I have no sense of humour, and any attempt is like a fish out of water).
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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 1:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man i really wish there was some sorta IRC crew secret society, which had fun sexy initation ceremonies, wore big red hats and little shiny shoes and ran around in a backwards direction shouting ramalamadingdong while eating confetti and puppeteering the british crown

unfortunately they end up spending half the nights crapping on abount and playing Quake Live, and the other half making up Trivia like an excited retirement home.. viva la irc!
and sometimes rarely just talk personal stuff /especially in private

To be fair i don't talk to everyone, but thats the point theres too many freakin people to be one gang. yes, there are group sentiments on palgn, and even ganging up at times but irc is just a fun name to drop on it, and usually pretty far from whatever the problem is.

Oh yeah, almost forgot.
seeing as i'm in this thread, might as well say
"The first rule of irc club is no-one talks about irc clu*BANG, CACKLE... BLARG*"
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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 6:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Not so much a post that would get me shot, but hypothetical none the less.

I always wondered what would happen if CityRail/Connex trains ran on time icon_eek.gif
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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ok, I guess I have to admit, Nismo and myself are the IRC crew... we've been holding out on everyone and no one actually knew....
This is just a ploy to get him to post again...
And thanks for the laughs James, just what I needed to wake me up this morning.
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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Not so much a post that would get me shot, but hypothetical none the less.

I always wondered what would happen if CityRail/Connex trains ran on time icon_eek.gif


hahahah!!! i think they run perfectly on time... icon_eek.gif
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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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nikack wrote:
Not so much a post that would get me shot, but hypothetical none the less.

I always wondered what would happen if CityRail/Connex trains ran on time icon_eek.gif


Maybe Cityrail/Connex should ask Mussolini how he got the trains running on thyme.

(10 $poons who whoever gets the referance)
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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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He didn't. there was only one train. He cowarded out of being part of the big march on Rome by the Fascists, scared it'd go bad and he'd get caught. Then it turned out to be a success was offered leadership of Italy (by the pope or abdicating royalty?), and had to rush his ass over there to take it up and stop looking like an ass, making that single train run on time (or earlier).

thats what i'd heard and seems more truthful anyway. history tends to get written in multiple ways.
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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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nikack wrote:
Not so much a post that would get me shot, but hypothetical none the less.

I always wondered what would happen if CityRail/Connex trains ran on time icon_eek.gif


Maybe Cityrail/Connex should ask Mussolini how he got the trains running on thyme.

(10 $poons who whoever gets the referance)


He got trains running on herbs?

Erm... anyway... hypotheticals...

I've always wanted to ask why people get banned etc. Not because I'm angry, just because usually the story behind the banning is interesting/amusing.
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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread sucks.

Hypothetically.
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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I like Good Game.

*ducks*
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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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theory wrote:
This thread sucks.

Hypothetically.




Well, the correct term is 'Hypothetically speaking....'

EDIT-@benza- Oh no he di'int!!
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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I just don't like black people.
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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I don't like orange people.

(Fake tans give me the creeps)
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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This goes out to both a ya'll haters above...


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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love IRC. Even though I keep getting banned every time I access it from a different IP. Tehehehehe.

Unban me ! icon_lol.gif

mod edit: if you ever post that word again you're banned for life.
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I love IRC. Even though I keep getting banned every time I access it from a different IP. Tehehehehe.

Unban me ! icon_lol.gif

mod edit: if you ever post that word again you're banned for life.


HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING couldn't we just ban him anyway icon_razz.gif
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I just don't like black people.


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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Benza wrote:
I just don't like black people.


Im crushed icon_sad.gif


I hope one of said people gives it to him...subway style....hypothetically

(sandwich size pref foot long dont hold the mayo)
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ahh, Tim Minchin, the man I would turn gay for.

(strangely enough, this post is kind of on topic)
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I love IRC. Even though I keep getting banned every time I access it from a different IP. Tehehehehe.

Unban me ! icon_lol.gif

mod edit: if you ever post that word again you're banned for life.


That's a bit harsh isn't it? It wasn't even said in that kind of context, unless everyone in the IRC is black. And forgive me here if I'm living in my little oblivious white man bubble, but does the word really offend people anymore? All of that racist crap is over, in my generation at least...
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tim Minchin story:

Few weeks ago a friend and I were pretty drunk and in the city walking towards some club. Tim was crossing the road and ended up right beside us. Without missing a beat I'm like "Hey Tim, how are ya?" and kept walking. He walked with us for a block or so, shooting the proverbial shit, as they say. I asked him why he wasn't at the Comedy Festival nightly after-party thing at Hi Fi Bar, he said he didn't wanna drink and stuff his voice up. Eventually my friend and I had to go off in a different direction, but Tim wouldn't stop talking, so we just stopped walking, waited for him to finish and excused ourselves. Nice guy.
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Macka wrote:
ZeroX03 wrote:
I love IRC. Even though I keep getting banned every time I access it from a different IP. Tehehehehe.

Unban me ! icon_lol.gif

mod edit: if you ever post that word again you're banned for life.


That's a bit harsh isn't it? It wasn't even said in that kind of context, unless everyone in the IRC is black. And forgive me here if I'm living in my little oblivious white man bubble, but does the word really offend people anymore? All of that racist crap is over, in my generation at least...


I didn't realise all those negs until I saw your post. When I say that word, I don't mean it in a derogatory or discriminatory way. More-or-less my way of saying, "people".

Ravenous wrote:
YO HOMIES WASSUP MY NIGGZZZZ


Weird isn't it?
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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 5:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ok, I guess I have to admit, Nismo and myself are the IRC crew... we've been holding out on everyone and no one actually knew....
This is just a ploy to get him to post again...


Yep it's true.

This is just a response to say I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!
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