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jedi022


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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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Being paid for work after not having a job for many years. Now I just have to resist spending it all in one go. Who am I kidding, I have an Ebay addiction!
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IISpacebreakII In For The Haunt


Status: Offline Joined: 26 Sep 2007 Posts: 1701 $poons: 99.60

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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:39 pm Post subject: |
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A few things made me laugh, its been one of the most awesomest weekends ever!
Saturday
Saturday I went to my friends house, took my xbox and we played 6 player Halo on two massive tvs. Capture the flag, we had a crappy team but things kinda worked out for us, we did end up losing barely but the game was so intense I couldn't help but laugh. And when the other guys won they all ran into our room acting like drongos and looking like a bunch of childish monkeys XD
Then we decided to play some other mode of gameplay (I'm not sure what it is) but it was REALLY easy and we won and then ran in there room and jumped all in there faces taunting them.
Then the next game we played we got HAMMERED so just before match ended, we ended up holding the door shut so they couldn't get in until we heard their mums voice upon where we bolted.
And everything else was awesome about the day too, that family and their friends really make me laugh. Great time ^^
Sunday
Not as exciting but still pretty damn funny I began the day off playing Worms on the xbox until I get all the achievements. One of the achievements to get is to beat all 20 challenges and thats hard man, so each challenge I beat I decided I would read one chapter of "Darkness At Sethanon" which is EPIC by the way. Monring was great then I had to work.
I was at work with the manager (Whose awesome btw), and we did crap all during the day. We spent the day searching youtube for paranormal ghost videos because we love that stuff. We found some pretty freaky video's then we happened to stumble across this really intriguing one.
It begins with this dark empty room with a lounge and a rocking chair which is facing towards the tv. On the lounge there is this sheet/rug kind of thing and it looks like the corner flap hanging over the lounge is pulled up by something a couple of times, as if a constant updraft is animating it in a still room. Then the rocking chair begins to move and me and the manager get closer to the screen thinking its awesome then BAM!!!!!!! *Insert horrifiying exorcist face here*. We got served so badly, it was the funniest thing ever because the video was done brilliantly.
We.will.not.trust.paranormal.videos.so.easily.anymore.
Mind you I can admit we looked hilarious on camera when all you see is us suddenly jump back from the computer XD
I'm loving this weekend, and one more Worms challenge to beat
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mattstep


Status: Offline Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 1311 $poons: 351.20 Location: Melbourne

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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:17 am Post subject: |
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Daylight savings. An extra hour of sleep before work this morning =  _________________
ALL THINGS PILKINGTON
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element465


Status: Offline Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Posts: 975 $poons: 282.00 Location: Mt Eliza, Melbourne

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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:35 am Post subject: |
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| Spacebreak wrote: |
It begins with this dark empty room with a lounge and a rocking chair which is facing towards the tv. On the lounge there is this sheet/rug kind of thing and it looks like the corner flap hanging over the lounge is pulled up by something a couple of times, as if a constant updraft is animating it in a still room. Then the rocking chair begins to move and me and the manager get closer to the screen thinking its awesome then BAM!!!!!!! *Insert horrifiying exorcist face here*. We got served so badly, it was the funniest thing ever because the video was done brilliantly.
We.will.not.trust.paranormal.videos.so.easily.anymore.
Mind you I can admit we looked hilarious on camera when all you see is us suddenly jump back from the computer XD
I'm loving this weekend, and one more Worms challenge to beat  |
I know that exact video! I was ready to #$&@ myself when watching it, but then burst out laughing.
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kaerlis


Status: Offline Joined: 08 Jan 2008 Posts: 882 $poons: 211.00

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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:00 am Post subject: |
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Running into a few cfa girls at a fun run last night. i'd met them before and got along well but never got their number, did this time  _________________
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Masauron


Status: Offline Joined: 30 Jul 2008 Posts: 202 $poons: 52.60 Location: Brisbane

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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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Federico Macheda at about 3am this morning  _________________
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Ka-Pom


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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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| kaerlis wrote: | Running into a few cfa girls at a fun run last night. i'd met them before and got along well but never got their number, did this time  |
All of their numbers? You dirty two timing pervert.
Is my jelousy that obvious?
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Charly It's completely mental.

Status: Offline Joined: 15 Nov 2005 Posts: 2639 $poons: 1272.40

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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:25 pm Post subject: |
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I got my job back. Yay! Money and Discounts, how I have missed thou. _________________
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Ravenous


Status: Offline Joined: 06 Aug 2008 Posts: 1068 $poons: 615.60 Location: Adelaide

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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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Congrats Charly! Show them what you're made of. And keep us in the know for the best deals.  _________________
Steam ID: InsatiableMind
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Spanca PALGN Moderator

Status: Online Joined: 17 Feb 2003 Posts: 7059 $poons: 1195.40 Location: Sydney

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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Charly wrote: | | I got my job back. Yay! Money and Discounts, how I have missed thou. |
Please tell me it's at the store that you've had those 'special' experiences with lately?
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Benno is sicker than using period blood as face paint.


Status: Online Joined: 16 Feb 2003 Posts: 2787 $poons: 13.81 Location: Brisbane

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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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I found 2$ on the ground. Made my day. _________________
Mature.
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Ravenous


Status: Offline Joined: 06 Aug 2008 Posts: 1068 $poons: 615.60 Location: Adelaide

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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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^ I found $2 in the bottom of my hand bag. Same feeling. High 5! _________________
Steam ID: InsatiableMind
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Infested Jibbs Man, what happened to this place?


Status: Offline Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 5956 $poons: 1293.30

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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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You never lost it so how did you find it?
I found a wallet with a heap of cash($500+)at a phone booth once, being the saint i am i took the cash and ran.
no i didn't their was a business card inside and i rang the guy, gave it back to him and he was a jeweler and gave me a watch as a reward score. _________________
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Ravenous


Status: Offline Joined: 06 Aug 2008 Posts: 1068 $poons: 615.60 Location: Adelaide

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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Infested Jibbs wrote: | ?
You never lost it so how did you find it?
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You clearly don't understand the concept of a woman's handbag... _________________
Steam ID: InsatiableMind
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ObsoletE PALGN Moderator


Status: Offline Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 18705 $poons: 2022.10 Location: Perth, WA :: Jubei'Thos

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admeister A Reyvateil's melody...


Status: Offline Joined: 22 Jan 2006 Posts: 10190 $poons: 1298.80 Location: Melbourne

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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:18 pm Post subject: . |
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I prefer to liken it to hammerspace. You never know what women will pull out of them.  _________________
PS2 - The RPG Machine!
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bobboblaw Bird is the word


Status: Offline Joined: 23 Mar 2008 Posts: 1135 $poons: 257.10

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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:39 pm Post subject: |
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I did it! I defeated Akasha on Insane difficulty in Unreal Tournament 3 on my own!
Man, talk about a videogame rush, one could get addicted. Palms sweating throughout the match, and when the announcer said one minute remaining, I could barely get a grip on the controller, started getting hotheaded, but thankfully I held that ***** off.
Speaking of UT3, I downloaded the free Titan Pack today and it's awesome. Good on Epic Games for giving gamers what's more than some weapon skins for $5 for absolutely nothing. _________________
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BurnZ


Status: Offline Joined: 06 Sep 2004 Posts: 4202 $poons: 2137.40 Location: Lake Macquarie, New South Wales

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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Ravenous wrote: | | Infested Jibbs wrote: | ?
You never lost it so how did you find it?
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You clearly don't understand the concept of a woman's handbag... |
Isn't a handbag like one of those cartoon black holes that can be carried around? _________________
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Blast Hardbody


Status: Online Joined: 21 Jan 2008 Posts: 1968 $poons: 487.10

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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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| BurnZ wrote: | | Ravenous wrote: | | Infested Jibbs wrote: | ?
You never lost it so how did you find it?
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You clearly don't understand the concept of a woman's handbag... |
Isn't a handbag like one of those cartoon black holes that can be carried around? |
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BurnZ


Status: Offline Joined: 06 Sep 2004 Posts: 4202 $poons: 2137.40 Location: Lake Macquarie, New South Wales

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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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Na, stuff comes out of Felix's bag. _________________
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döppelgangbang


Status: Offline Joined: 21 Mar 2005 Posts: 1948 $poons: 987.00 Location: 34° 55' South, 138° 36' East

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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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The thing that made me smile today is smiling.
Meep, meep, meep - back up. I'll fill you in.
A couple of days before Xmas 1992 I was given a mountain bike. Dad thought it would be a gooD idea to let me practice with the gears in the traffic free streets of Nanna's retirement village. It was, until I smashed into the back of a parked auto knocking my two front teeth out. They merrily skittled under the car and I had to retrieve them while the car alarm was blaring. Holding them in, with blood twisted down my thumbs and arms I was driven to the dentist where they braced them and marvelled that I put them back in. I told them I read the poster in the waiting room so I knew what to do - apparently kids don't. Everyone thought it was funny to sing "all I want for Christmas..." That Xmas I had to eat the typical feast through a straw. Prawns just aren't the same pureed. In the years to come my original teeth would dis-colour and remain at the one length as the others grew. I looked vampiric! Because my teeth didn't connect the gap used to strip bacon from hamburgers which would hang like a tongue out my mouth. I hid my smile. It was awesome for cunnilingus but that's about it.
But this weekend the story finally played out - I got those two front teeth I'd been wanting!
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Starman Was the once awesome Toolman, but got degraded :(


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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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It's amazing how people look like bogans without some teeth. Not being offensive. My brother is worse. Years of drugs screw his teeth. nearly every month you hear of another tooth chipped or broken. Not good. He is only 30 an looks to be mid 40's and a hobo, which isn't the case.
Anyways, congrats Doppel. Lookin schweet. _________________
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BurnZ


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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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Looks like Christmas is out of the way for you now döpp. _________________
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Charly It's completely mental.

Status: Offline Joined: 15 Nov 2005 Posts: 2639 $poons: 1272.40

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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Spanca wrote: | | Charly wrote: | | I got my job back. Yay! Money and Discounts, how I have missed thou. |
Please tell me it's at the store that you've had those 'special' experiences with lately? |
The very same. _________________
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Ravenous


Status: Offline Joined: 06 Aug 2008 Posts: 1068 $poons: 615.60 Location: Adelaide

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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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Oh God tell me what it's like when you encounter that moron that had no idea what he was selling. Aww, wish I could be there to see the look on their face. _________________
Steam ID: InsatiableMind
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