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RXWAG
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"you think its burning now, wait till it goes up your ass, come'ere prostate!!!"
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"You've got red on you".
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This is the exact face when people see my sexy picture ^^.
*please don't post it heheh*
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This hemeroid treatment is worse than the damn hemeroid
Its not funny my ass is on fire, you knew all along goddamnit. (and so on and so forth)
 
i'll put us both to soften the blow
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Mathonyst
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"Brilliant, my flame thrower does work!"
and
"From the Latest in Weapons.....
The Health Sucking Flame thrower!"
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Eyce
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MUUUM! BATHROOM!!!!!!!!
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LeonJ
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"The new amazing medical tool is now available to check the male prostate. It is great innovation for prostate cancer getting the 50+ year old male population not confident in their own sexuality in for regular checkups verses the traditional ‘finger method’. However, known side effects include massive erupting blood loss. Doctors are advised to stand well back using while performing the check on male patients."
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ObsoletE
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| Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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| LeonJ wrote: | ...male prostate...
*snip*
...male patients... |
as opposed to the female prostate, and females going to get their's checked?
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How hemmeroids got their nickname of ring of fire
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Lord Haart
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Only now, as the streams of fire and blood hurtled towards him, did Dr. Von Schnitzel realise the error he had made in putting a lighted match to one of Sgt Methane's infamous "power farts."
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After viewing this picture, the Valve Team lamented their decision to have the helmet cover the Soldier's eyes. The look would have been priceless.
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"This is the story of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jive!"
...and to continue the musical theme...
"So far away we wait for the day,
For the lights all so wasted and gone,
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days,
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!"
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OPEN FIRE!!!
Yes, it's right there, but when do we shoot?
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"We use a vacuum to extract tape worms. A very strong vacuum"
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"See, when i dance a jig like this, my Uber charges faster!"
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'When there's somethin strange in ya neighbourhood, who ya gonna call? Ghost busters!'
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Goon for Hire
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| Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:25 am Post subject: |
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Winner is....
| Lord Haart wrote: |
After viewing this picture, the Valve Team lamented their decision to have the helmet cover the Soldier's eyes. The look would have been priceless. |
Thank you and goodnight.
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Lord Haart
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Cheers!
I was very tempted to do this one, but I'm sure you can be more creative with this:
Enjoy.
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ret the roman
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*benny Hill music*
"Suckie suckie 5 dolla.*
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mario was practicing his moonwalk, impessed by how well he was going with the new vacuum he had just ordered
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Brave Mario ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Mario turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Mario!
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Lord Halo Nerd
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"I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS YOUR SISTER!"
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"Candy Mountain's not all its cracked up to be" thought Mario, as he ran away from a giant gummi insect/monster
Nintendo's latest release...Mario: Revenge of the mutant turtles
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| Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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Allegations that some of the competitors in the 100 metre dash were on illegal substances were running high.
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Bug:"GIVE ME MORE MUSHROOMS"
Mario:" I knew i shouldn't have given them my Mushrooms!"
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Pictured: Purple bug, current holder of the Guinness World Record for Mario spitting, 7.43 metres.
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