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| Joined: | 14 Nov 2005 |
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| Total posts: | 4142 [Show all] [0.54% of total / 1.51 posts per day] |
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Bitchacho's Recent Forum Posts
Re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. (1 year ago)
Well thanks a fucking lot, Steam. Rushed to the shops for nothing!
Re: What's your wifi called? (2 years ago)
"The Long House" which is named after the abode we dwell in. My housemates and I are all above 6' (me and the other dude are 6'3", the girl is 6'1") so we slowly adopted the name.
I'm surprised no one else here uses "FBI Surveillance Van" which is pretty common, but hilarious. I also read today elsewhere on them internets that someone has "FBI Surveillance Horse" and I had a pretty good chuckle about that.
I'm surprised no one else here uses "FBI Surveillance Van" which is pretty common, but hilarious. I also read today elsewhere on them internets that someone has "FBI Surveillance Horse" and I had a pretty good chuckle about that.
Re: The return (2 years ago)
Yes! Back for 2 days and I get a mention. Or has some other Mitch taken over as the designated Mitch. Dropbear? I'll hunt you down.
Re: Brisbane meet CONFIRMED 14th of May 7pm at The Fox (2 years ago)
You know it baby. I have some more funny housemate stories (nothing like Memoirs of a Housemate from hell). Last weekend I got disgustingly drunk and by 9pm I was streaking in the local park with my housemates. Coincidentally, there were sightings of Bigfoot around the same time in my area.
Re: Brisbane meet CONFIRMED 14th of May 7pm at The Fox (2 years ago)
Cheers Benno but I live in Paddington these days, so I'm not very far at all. I won't be having a late one though, I've got a uni assignment due the next day.
Re: Brisbane meet CONFIRMED 14th of May 7pm at The Fox (2 years ago)
Pencil me in Eddie
Re: Brisbane meet CONFIRMED 14th of May 7pm at The Fox (2 years ago)
Sup guys? Long time no see. I might make a cameo if we can agree on a time and place! It'd be good to see some old faces. I still haven't even met Puds!
Re: Brisbane Meet Next Saturday (26th)? (2 years ago)
Red leader standing by.
Just got the internets back, wouldn't mind seeing the team out in force.
Just got the internets back, wouldn't mind seeing the team out in force.
Re: Post your Pix (3 years ago)
Re: Post your Pix (3 years ago)
I just realised something. Collectively, Palgn produces some of the best facial hair around. Well done lads.
Re: Mount & Blade Warband (3 years ago)
I loved the original game, but it did seem kind of hollow. It needed more a story or campaign to follow, rather than just building a squad and fighting.
Is there a story to this?
Is there a story to this?
Re: Better shave? (3 years ago)
I never was able to get a clean cut with an electrical shaver. If I used it every morning, I'd get major razor burn. It wouldn't really work when you were lubricated with oil or moisturiser, so do you do it bone dry. But your pores are closed, so it's like rubbing steel with rubber. Friction mother fucking central.
So here's what you do:
1. Take a hot shower, or at least put a hot facer washer on. Open them pores up. This is pretty common sense but just do it for christ's sake.
2. Use a bit of shaving oil - yes oil - and lather up. It prepares the skin and all that jazz.
3. Get a shaving cream brush, they're really inexpensive. Not only do you look like a total badass putting on the cream, it feels awesome.
4. Shave. Take your time, go with the grain of the hair. Some parts of my face have different grains, so just be aware of what way you're going. If I don't get a particularly clean cut, I'll go over it backwards to clean up the tiny bits.
5. Use moisturising cream and rub it in nicely. This is what prevents razor burn, and feels super smooth.
I've been using a Mach3 but am looking to get an old school safety razor, and a bunch of replaceable blades. It's surprisingly not that expensive, and in the long run is cheaper than buying Mach3 blades.
As for the rest of the discussion, I'm so glad Tania mentioned that hair on men is fine with women, not so much with the girls. This couldn't be truer, and I speak from personal experience. Although, chest and stomach hair is OK, back and shoulder hair is pretty unsexy. Get a wax lads.
This is all from uncle Mitch.
So here's what you do:
1. Take a hot shower, or at least put a hot facer washer on. Open them pores up. This is pretty common sense but just do it for christ's sake.
2. Use a bit of shaving oil - yes oil - and lather up. It prepares the skin and all that jazz.
3. Get a shaving cream brush, they're really inexpensive. Not only do you look like a total badass putting on the cream, it feels awesome.
4. Shave. Take your time, go with the grain of the hair. Some parts of my face have different grains, so just be aware of what way you're going. If I don't get a particularly clean cut, I'll go over it backwards to clean up the tiny bits.
5. Use moisturising cream and rub it in nicely. This is what prevents razor burn, and feels super smooth.
I've been using a Mach3 but am looking to get an old school safety razor, and a bunch of replaceable blades. It's surprisingly not that expensive, and in the long run is cheaper than buying Mach3 blades.
As for the rest of the discussion, I'm so glad Tania mentioned that hair on men is fine with women, not so much with the girls. This couldn't be truer, and I speak from personal experience. Although, chest and stomach hair is OK, back and shoulder hair is pretty unsexy. Get a wax lads.
This is all from uncle Mitch.
Re: Post your Pix (3 years ago)
slapshakle wrote
@Mitch, man I can just imagine how rad my life would be if I could grow a beard like that. *sigh*
It's not that fun being a hirsuite gentlemen, but it does have its benefits.
Re: Post your Pix (3 years ago)
Montage time??
Before heading overseas. Au naturale curls, ladies.
Getting home from overseas, wet hair, tired
5 weeks later, beard, turdles
Before heading overseas. Au naturale curls, ladies.
Getting home from overseas, wet hair, tired
5 weeks later, beard, turdles
Re: Can you help me? (3 years ago)
Upboated. I'll get my friends on this 
Good luck chief.
Good luck chief.
Re: Post your Pix (3 years ago)
Dude. I was in Thailand and Laos for January. From Phuket to Bangkok to Chiang Mai etc. Had a mad time. I guess I should really upload some photos then.
Re: PALGN End of Year Awards (3 years ago)
Already facepalming at the voting inside the thread. Oh you wacky kids, use PM!
I've already smashed up the awards the last few years, but sorry I've disappointed this year. I promise more stupid photos and stories are yet to come!
I've already smashed up the awards the last few years, but sorry I've disappointed this year. I promise more stupid photos and stories are yet to come!
Well done Goober, and sorry I couldn't make it. Looked like a good turn out.
Re: Obituary: My Nintendo DS Lite 2006-2009 (3 years ago)
My DS Phat broke the other day. I was carrying it through the house and walked into a door knob, and my heart sank as it flew across the room and smashed on the ground. It still works, but the hinge between the screens is broken. A bit of tape fixed it, but I guess it's time for an upgrade.
Re: Post your Pix (3 years ago)
What suburb Ramblerun? Double garage, nice big place too. Is that out Caboolture way? You could replace the vinyl with a floating timber floor and it would come up awesome.
Re: Post your Pix (3 years ago)
I think he means the disgusting food-mart with bitumen everywhere, in the foreground of the photo, with a beautiful natural background.
I'll make an effort lads. It'll be good to see some old and new faces! Beers shall be had afterwards.
Re: Dragon Age: Origins Out Now (3 years ago)
My god this game is such a time sink. I recently became unemployed, and have been playing this game pretty much all day and night. I'm attempting to do all side quests, visit everywhere, before I finish the main story.
I <3 Morrigan, she's so adorable. I'm thinking about becoming the 2nd person in the world to marry a video game character. Just putting it out there.
I <3 Morrigan, she's so adorable. I'm thinking about becoming the 2nd person in the world to marry a video game character. Just putting it out there.
Re: Taco Hits 5000 Posts! (3 years ago)
Who's a baby Taco? You're a baby Taco. Congrats dude.
Re: ADELAIDE collusion (3 years ago)
Who's bringing the watermelon?
Re: Do you dream? (3 years ago)
I don't know if this is sleep paralysis...but a few times recently I've had a dream where I was on top of a tall building and looked down, getting vertigo. I'm quite bad with heights, so naturally I woke up. Except I was slipping in and out of sleep every second, still picturing the event. I tried to sit up but my head was spinning and I felt like I was falling. This lasted for about 5 minutes before I snapped out of it and was able to get up. Freaked me out nonetheless.
Re: Movember! (3 years ago)
Totally curling it up. I'm aiming to transform into Captain Hook.
Re: Movember! (3 years ago)
Ehhh, count me in. I forgot to shave this morning so I'll have to make do with an afternooner.
Re: My Turn. (3 years ago)
Oh, hey! A mention. I must admit, I had been lurking for a while, then stopped visiting altogether. I promise more funny pics and stories.
Re: You dug your own grave (4 years ago)
Probably one of my most embarrassing stories...
In high school I would look up porn and delete history and cookies, thinking no one was the wiser. I had suspected my brother was doing the same thing, because occasionally I'd notice the cookies were flooded with porn with no history. One night I heard my brother howling with laughter, yelling for me and mum to come see. I raced in thinking it was a funny picture he found or something....it turns out I had forgotten to delete the history. He went on about it, laughing his head off. I should have left it there, but I was so embarrassed that I claimed it wasn't me, and was just him covering it up by accusing me. This made him dig deeper and deeper, finding some admittedly fucked up shit. The way he carried on about it, pretending to ring up his friends and tell them all, was humiliating. If only I just let him get away with laughing at it and not accusing him, damn. Mum didn't really care at all.
Another time in grade 12, our school cricket team went to England for a 1 month tour. At a boarding school we were free to use all the facilities as the students were on holidays. As it turns out, the tv had cable and some softcore porn channels. What we didn't realise was that it was being logged by the caretaker, so it wasn't long before our teachers/coaches were barreling down the hallways. I was desperately trying to turn the channel, but the remote's batteries conveniently died. They opened the door as I was standing in front of the tv showing girls squishing strawberries and cream between their toes (Wimbledon was currently underway). For some reason this meant I copped the blame and not any of the other lads in the room, who were all laughing their asses off. The coaches threatened to call my parents and send me home, so I told them to go ahead, my folks wouldn't care after the other stuff I had watched (see above). The teachers called my bluff and never said a word again...
....Until our grade 12 graduation night, when one of the coaches just so happened to be sitting next to my parents. I was shitting myself, thinking he was going to bring it up. He just winked at me and kept his mouth shut.
Damn, I sound really seedy.
In high school I would look up porn and delete history and cookies, thinking no one was the wiser. I had suspected my brother was doing the same thing, because occasionally I'd notice the cookies were flooded with porn with no history. One night I heard my brother howling with laughter, yelling for me and mum to come see. I raced in thinking it was a funny picture he found or something....it turns out I had forgotten to delete the history. He went on about it, laughing his head off. I should have left it there, but I was so embarrassed that I claimed it wasn't me, and was just him covering it up by accusing me. This made him dig deeper and deeper, finding some admittedly fucked up shit. The way he carried on about it, pretending to ring up his friends and tell them all, was humiliating. If only I just let him get away with laughing at it and not accusing him, damn. Mum didn't really care at all.
Another time in grade 12, our school cricket team went to England for a 1 month tour. At a boarding school we were free to use all the facilities as the students were on holidays. As it turns out, the tv had cable and some softcore porn channels. What we didn't realise was that it was being logged by the caretaker, so it wasn't long before our teachers/coaches were barreling down the hallways. I was desperately trying to turn the channel, but the remote's batteries conveniently died. They opened the door as I was standing in front of the tv showing girls squishing strawberries and cream between their toes (Wimbledon was currently underway). For some reason this meant I copped the blame and not any of the other lads in the room, who were all laughing their asses off. The coaches threatened to call my parents and send me home, so I told them to go ahead, my folks wouldn't care after the other stuff I had watched (see above). The teachers called my bluff and never said a word again...
....Until our grade 12 graduation night, when one of the coaches just so happened to be sitting next to my parents. I was shitting myself, thinking he was going to bring it up. He just winked at me and kept his mouth shut.
Damn, I sound really seedy.
i've a bald spot in my goatee.
i got stung by something (a scorpion or a spider, i think) just to the left of my chin, and it got infected and as such, when it scabbed over, it kicked out all the hair in the area.
so for the moment, i've got a bald spot, about the size of a 5c piece, on my chin.
it is growing through, but it still looks a little off.