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Username:  jprockbelly
Joined:  11 Feb 2010
$poons:  70.00
Total posts:  2166 [Show all]
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Post Score:  4603  ( 4609 / 6) [Show all]
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Re: Funny Links (1 year ago)
I have a friend who has her man's face tattooed on her arm... but they were married for like 3 years first.
Re: Funny Links (1 year ago)
Aside from the fact that the more (and more and more...) you complain about the simpsons on the internet, the funnier that joke gets, I've already pretty much said all I wanted to say in this thread.
Jedi_Amara wrote
(All you Melbourne peeps should come join the club, we need more people. http://melbournecheer.net/ )
Plussed for making my laugh

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Re: Funny Links (1 year ago)
DancesInUnderwear wrote
Benza wrote
the simpsons aired 500 episodes
...

well played
And all I ask is you write an episode that isn't awful. Guess nobody is gonna get what they want.
Hey DIU, great work turning their joke into a prophecy.

Also didn't you just create a thread dedicated to simpsons gifs? Oh well, I guess as the saying goes: haters are going to hate.
Re: Funny Links (1 year ago)
Buzz Aldrin punches out dude who bugs him about fake moon landing.
Don't mess with Buzz.

Re: Funny Links (1 year ago)
StorminNorman wrote
You can actually see some subtle kerning in action in the PALGN logo. Have a look at the P and the A. On the other hand, the long base on the L pushes the G too far away, and creates a slight visual disconnect that could be fixed by tracking them tighter.
Did you consider, while carefully crafting this critique, that is might be intentional?

PALGN is after all a combination of an acronym (PAL: Phase Alternating Line) and an initialisation (GN: gaming network). I think that the creator of the logo probably created a larger gap between these two to subtly emphasise the separation.
Re: Mass Effect 3 (1 year ago)
Jarrod wrote
Slightly more respectable than Deception.

...

Slightly.
Much more respectable now:

The cuntstomer is always right.

Mod edit: Please do not evade swear filter. icon_razz.gif
Nope.

But you might go bad if you start keeping booze in your movment aides.
Yeah I used it a fair bit when playing on 360. It's kind of one of those things that you could do without, but which is really useful once you get used to it.

btw - congrats on thread of the year pix
If I ever visit you Appel, I won't knock.

I'll just stand on the lawn and scream APEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL, APEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, while tearing my shirt off and crying.
Crank wrote
You couldn't have just called it the Newcomer Award, could you?
No.
I miss Lionel Hutz
Re: Hey Everyone! (1 year ago)
StorminNorman wrote
I once came second in a SFIV tournament using nothing but Cannon Spikes.
And people say there is no skill in these games any more!
Benza wrote
@JP
They see me scrollin', they hatin'...
Benno wrote
Every time I see Karai's sig I get a little confused and upset.
awwww, I feel bad for you.

Hold on.... here you go:
sithsylar wrote
Totally forgot to mention magpies during their giddy season....
Terrifying haircut icon_eek.gif

Congrats to all the winners.. I wonder who will win the final awards?

SYKE! I already know icon_lol.gif

ps: Benza in terms of square cm your post to sig ratio is getting a bit silly.
mrcool37 wrote
Eyefinity rig that truly is a setup to frag for.
That's Gold Jerry, GOLD

sithsylar wrote
Hey jprockbelly wasn't there fanboy awards not sure but i seem to recall it hmmmm.
Patience my young sithsyler (aka John Marston, aka Itachi aka Miguel Sanchez), there are still half the awards to come this arvo/evening.
While the media blackout from the red carpet continues I might just chime in with one last non-award. Truth be told, I actually forgot to post this earlier but whatever, I was upset about Whitney.

This is an interesting award, I don't know what it is for, or why is was voted for, but none the less someone did vote for it so here is the Longest Nose Award.

Could it be a Bill Lawry look-a-like award? Or some kind of Pinocchio reference? Or is it just cos he's a Tapir? Perhaps we will never know.

Regardless the winner is Esposch! And whaddayaknow I have a sig for it:




Crank wrote
No, that was me who said he meant to type 'neggers'... it was a joke.

And I should say that I resent being mistaken for FalconDude.
My apologies kind sir, I feel terrible. I will have Gustav send a brace of coneys to Mrs Crank, please accept this as restitution.
Re: Funny Links (1 year ago)


Run mrcool, Kanye is after your $poons icon_shiggyeek.gif
ThunderCurls wrote
jprockbelly wrote
In falcondude's defense he did claim that he meant to type 'neggers' but got it wrong icon_confused.gif
Really? I thought his defense was that he was quoting another user, somebody else mentioned 'neggers'.
I could be wrong, don't really remember... finding less energy to care too.
In falcondude's defense he did claim that he meant to type 'neggers' but got it wrong icon_confused.gif
Jahanzeb wrote
Is that you Jp? :O
I wish!
But nay, I'm an fugly brunette, not a fiery blood-nut
Karai Pantsu wrote
I am humbled, honoured, and at least a little ashamed for this...

<3 <3
I know right.

At first I was like...



But then I was like...

Like the Pheonix rising from the ashes of anarchy, today it is my pleasure to announce the commencement of the 2011 PALGN Awards 2-day extravaganza!

For the last week a select panel of handpicked users have slaved to bring you this prestigious ceremony. And what a line up we have for you! There will be jokes, tears, sigs, speeches, celebrity presenters and no doubt Gooberman will drop by for some trolling. I’m expecting it will be fun, fun, fun for all. Why 2-day you ask? It’s so we can build more excitement (read: sell advertising) in between icon_biggrin.gif But actually half the awards will be announced today, and the other half tomorrow as soon a Crank gets back from his spoken word tour of Sweden.

Unfortunately I have to add a serious note here. If you feel like posting about recent development in palgn management, please do not do it here! There are about 20 active threads where you can complain till your heart is content. This thread is about PALGN users. In an attempt to extend the olive branch of peace (and I realise a lot of you will hate me for this), I have even invited site owner Roland to stop by and tell us a bit about himself and his plans for the site. At the time of writing I haven’t received a response but if he does accept please be civil.

I sincerely hope you enjoy he awards and look forward to reading all your comments
Cheers
John

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Before we start the awards proper we have the so called PALGN non-awards. These are the categories that were not originally listed but which people voted for anyway.

So without further ado…. The non-awards

The best Jibbs Award
This award goes to none other than…. Infected Jibbs.
Despite not posting for several years, Jibbs (apparently) still holds a place in someone’s heart. Well done Mr Jibbs

THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
This award goes to the person who edits their posts the most after initial submission. I think there would have been a strong showing in this field had it been publically announced. None the less the winner, with 100% of the vote is …. Emechs who is apparently very indecisive.

Most epic purchase
There are no surprises here seyismyname takes it our again…. Not sure if there was a particular purchase here, perhaps someone who keeps an eye on the Newest Purchas thread can fill us in on what Sey has been buying recently.

Can I Spoon You?
A new award, which is awarded to the user who is always guaranteed to plus posts from another member. And the very first winner of the award is …..A13x for a dedicated and continued effort to spoon Denny.

The last 2 non-awards were announced in the forums and as such received more than a little attention. So much so that I even have Sigs for them. By the way a big thanks to Esposch for providing sigs this year. Whether you love them or hate them, I think they are a great reflection of his contribution to PALGN: always willing to help, but never giving you quite what you asked for…. Oh well, on with the awards

GFX KING
A popular category which was over looked this year, I can easily say that this award received the most votes of all the non-awards. Clearly people around here do love their av/sig combinations. This year, despite Theory directly requesting that people do not, most people voted for…..Admeister

Congrats Ads, here is your new sig:



Last but definitely not least in the non-awards we have..

The best Benno Award
Wow, what can I say about this award. It immortalises the one and only Benno. That guy who is always bringing the love and the lols. The inaugural Best Benno winner, winning by a landslide, is KARAI PANTSU!

Another Esposch classic:


That’s it from me icon_y1.gif
Next up (some time today) is Fetidchimp to present the first set of real awards
Roland wrote
Dear FalconDude,

PALGN apologises for the trash-talking, gutter-speak of the faceless - FERALONI - who with over 1,100 posts, I can only wonder how many people he has offended.

This type of language must stop!

"i thought you'd been banned again you little coc*smoking pigfu**

http://palgn.com.au/viewtopic.php?t=64170&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=100

The previous executive PALGN editorial management couldn’t manage, had no control over their team of moderators or just didn’t care about such perverse and disgraceful language.

I realize its little comfort but many of the moderators have lost their access to PALGN.

Again…please accept my apologies.

Regards,

Roland
Just so you know Roland an apology implies responsibility on your part. If FalconDude was the litigious sort he could probably sue the site for defamation. All he would need to show is that you made no reasonable effort to protect him from deformation via the use of your site. You might want to think about that if it was FalconDude was told you to apologies.

So yeah, nice going there by not deleting the post, banning the user or providing any kind of moderation. Oh and for repeating the insult in this thread icon_y1.gif