Shadows of the Damned 'Enlarge your Johnson' infomercial

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6 Comments

Cavedog

2 years ago

wtf

grim-one

2 years ago

jesuslol

2 years ago

That was fantastic. It just moved this game into the Purchase category. I want to get a Johnson.

JackSlack

2 years ago

GODDAMIT EA. Just stop it! Stop this fucking shit! Stop the Dead Space 2, the Dante's Inferno, all the fucking marketing designed to make us all look like giggling pre-teen boys! SHUT THE FUCK UP.

*breeeeathes*

Benza

2 years ago

JackSlack wrote

GODDAMIT EA. Just stop it! Stop this **** ****! Stop the Dead Space 2, the Dante's Inferno, all the **** marketing designed to make us all look like giggling pre-teen boys! SHUT THE **** UP.

*breeeeathes*

Uh... the game has lines in it like Taste my Boner and him holding his gun at crotch level as it grows huge.

Yeah I don't think this had anything to do with EA wanting to market it like this and a hell of a lot more to do with the fact that Suda 51 is involved.