Turok winners announced

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A few weeks ago we teamed up with Disney Interactive Studios to giveaway six copies of Turok for the Xbox 360 and the PlayStation 3. We asked our entrants to answer in 25 words or less "What would you need to survive at all costs against the ruthless army and ravenous creatures?"

We're pleased to announce that our six winners are;

Xbox 360:

Ryan, VIC:
My own dinosaur would be good. I mean who doesn't like dinosaur vs dinosaur battles, they're always good, Except Jurassic Park 3...

Daniel, QLD:
A clown suit. They'd be looking for a guy in camo gear so i can only assume that they'd leave me be

Matt: QLD:
A very large can of dinosaur repellent

PlayStation 3:

Michael, VIC:
Pants.

Daniel, NSW:
A Sisqo cd

Luke, NSW:
I'd just start my own goat farm. That should keep those tyrant lizards' at bay.

We'd like to thank Disney Interactive Studios for the prizes, for more information on Turok why not head over to our review of the game? Just in case anyone is wondering, about 25% of entrants thought that Chuck Norris would be ideal in case of a dinosaur attack.

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19 Comments

ret the roman

4 years ago

They all suck, my meatloaf entry should of won.

Edit: "Meatloaf cause you don't want to mess with a bat out of hell plus he'll do anything for love...but he wont do that"

or something like that.

El Taco

4 years ago

A Family Guy quote won?

Luke

4 years ago

It's quite easy to look at the winner's list and say "oh dear they suck", are you assuming everyone who enters enters with some incredibly hilarious answer and we choose the least funny ones?

Sometimes you work with what you've got, complaining gets nowhere though, especially considering we go out of our way to organise these competitions. Jeremy and myself coordinate all the competitions, arrange auction items, judge winners and then line up another 5 comps for next month, it's a task and a half, a task not worth the effort if people are just going to complain.

Oh i found another quote complaining while looking through the MOH Airborne topic;

I think you've made your point quite clear about our judging El Taco;

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Yeah they actually sucked. Except for Yufei. What is it with PALGN and Borat/Mother in Law entries always winning?

EDIT: Stealth edit Taco?

DancesInUnderwear

4 years ago

ret the roman wrote

Edit: "Meatloaf cause you don't want to mess with a bat out of hell plus he'll do anything for love...but he wont do that"

Shoving random song lyrics together into a bizarre mishmash that can only be vaguely considered a sentence != funny.

TheAnswer

4 years ago

Congrats to the winners, were any winners actual forum members?

Frozencry

4 years ago

Congrats to the winners.

I believe my entry was something like "Mortein. Kills the bugs, blinds the men".

*shrugs*

click here

4 years ago

pants...

*facepalm*

ObsoletE

4 years ago

i was struggling to come up with an answer, i think i said something like "all i'd require is some IDDQD" or something similar.

i quite like all the PS3 winners though.

brad_sickness

4 years ago

El Taco wrote

A Family Guy quote won?

The weird thing is, I could've sworn that exact same joke already won one of the previous contests from a while back...

If I remember correctly, mine was something along the lines of "I came to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum... so uh, I guess my answer would be bubble gum?" Though, I think I worded it a little bit better than that.

Aftershock

4 years ago

The clown suit one was brilliant.

I forget what mine was, but it probrably sucked.

bradc1988

4 years ago

I have to agree that most of those were pretty bad, but I guess that just shows how bad the ones that didn't win must have been!

I can't remember if I entered...but I never come up with anything good anyway

dloiscute

4 years ago

lol I won, didnt expect it at all. Im Daniel from NSW

brad_sickness

4 years ago

^ Gives you a swift kick to the groin.

You gonna play that Turok game all day curdled up in the fetal position, boi?!

Infested Jibbs

4 years ago

Yeah, i think the clown suit quip also won the call of duty comp?The one where it asks what you would take into hostile/enemy territory or something like that.

But regardless the point still stands, if those entries won(which aren't bad entries pers'e btw) then imagine what didn't win.

Bottom line is if you think you could have done better, then why didn't you win?So far the only person who has bagged out on the winners and simultaneously posted there entry is retro.Who's entry sucked harder anyways.

Really though it's getting a bit tiresome the whinging-what did you do when you got icecream after dinner?Whinge it didn't have sprinkles?Think about the crappy gaming sites that have no icecream, only bitter, bitter rhubarb.

Oh, and LEAVE LUKE ALONE!

brad_sickness

4 years ago

While I agree with you in essence Jibbs, it's not exactly rocket science to see why some people may be peeved that such an effortless answer like "Pants" and "A Sisqo cd" have knocked out some possible diamonds in the rough. I mean, a Sisqo cd? That's like a lame joke you make to your guy friends in grade school. If you're going to make a "stupid artist" joke, put some thought into it and somehow make a better reference to dinosaurs with it... Barbara Streisand would have even been a better artist to mention, not just because she's prehistoric like dinosaurs but also because she played that huge robotic dinosaur-like creature in South Park.

Congrats to the winners though I'm sure there were more golden entries that took longer than 2 seconds to think of and type on a keyboard that got overlooked on this one. I'm kind of curious now to see what the other entries were because I highly doubt that there wasn't something better in there.

Luke

4 years ago

I'm not goin to post individual entries, but use the following formula.

Entries - Chuck Norris References - McGuyver References - Console Wars garbage = entries.

You've narrowed down nigh on 80% of entries by then.

critter2003

4 years ago

ObsoletE wrote

i was struggling to come up with an answer, i think i said something like "all i'd require is some IDDQD" or something similar.

Haha, that's a good one. I would've given ya one for that, especially if it was a Doom comp.

Fetidchimp

4 years ago

I believe i said a ruthless army of ravenous creatures or some crap. But seriously, pants? Possibly i'll have to go with car door or jaffle iron in the next comp.

Congrats to the winners, and i guess good on that guy for winning with pants.

I give it to Brad_sickness, for the They Live quote ripped off by duke nukem, at least that was clever, pants?

Anything that rowdy roddy piper says is gospel and it didn't involve chuck norris or borat, but then again i guess pants didn't either

Deus Sceleris

4 years ago

Oh damn, comps over? I think mine had something to do with Jeff Goldblum with flares, distracting dinos while i run the **** away.

As for the "pants" answer, i'd have gone without any. Them dinos would take one look at my junk and run away crying.

Ok i lie, they'd most likely die of laughter.

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Australian Release Date:
  7/02/2008 (Confirmed)
Standard Retail Price:
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Publisher:
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Genre:
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Year Made:
  2007

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