The humorous press release, titled "VALVE ANNOUNCES MAKING GAMES IS HARD", will probably come as no surprise to longtime fans of the company, as Valve are well known for delaying majority of their titles in favour of better game quality. Regarding the delay, the press release went on to remind us that "all life on earth won't instantaneously stop as every molecule in your body explodes at the speed of light, which is what would happen should a rip ever appear in the fabric of Valve Time". Oh, Valve.
Regarding the supposed E3 surprise that Valve had mentioned not too long ago, the press release confirms it is Portal 2 related, wording it specifically as the "E3 ***PORTAL-2-THEMED-FOR-GOD'S SAKE*** surprise". Sorry, Half-Life fans, but Episode 3 will just have to wait.
Valve did confirm though that Portal 2 will be at E3, so fans can look forward to hands-on reports in the coming week.

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