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14 Apr, 2006

Easy Mode #24

PALGN Feature | Better than Creme Eggs.
With Marchmas over, and the Easter Break giving me the opportunity to get a meaningful break from work, it’s been quite hard to get the motivation to write an Easy Mode column. We’re smack bang in the middle of the calm before the storm that is E3, and with a lack of news and current events, one has to sit down and think quite deeply about what to write for a particular piece. That and trying to pull oneself away from Oblivion is proving to be an ordeal. Nevertheless, my persistence has prevailed, so what better way to celebrate the death and resurrection of our Lord (well, the Lord of approximately 33% of the world’s population) than to whinge and whine about videogames.

Matt’s Somewhat Serious Bit

As previously mentioned, I’ve been spending a lot of time with Oblivion. It’s a good game, but I don’t think it deserves some of the perfect marks it has been getting around the place – certainly a good game, but not perfect. Oblivion fixes a lot of the things that were wrong with Morrowind, namely graphics and AI – it also adds a massive, beautiful world map, and Havok physics. However, as I mentioned in last fortnight’s Easy Mode, many of the 360’s launch titles lack any sort of new, significant changes to the underlying gameplay – things that we expect to see on new hardware. Sure, Oblivion adds larger scale to the game and all sorts of fancy shit like Radiant AI and Speed Tree, but the underlying structure; the action, quests, NPCs and all of that jazz haven’t really changed that much.

When I thought about how much of the intangible parts of Oblivion had changed compared to Morrowind (procedurally generated trees and such are pretty cool), it got me thinking about a few things in relation to the future of gaming, and how the new generation fits in. If you count the very first set of gaming consoles released (your dedicated Pong systems), this is the seventh generation of home consoles. Think about the progression from the Atari to the NES, and the NES to the SNES. Does this sort of progression apply in the same manner to the 3D consoles, say PlayStation to PlayStation 2, and PlayStation 2 to PlayStation 3? Think about the sort of gameplay changes we saw between these generations…now think about the graphical changes. The games certainly felt more solid as the hardware became more powerful, but at the same time, developers were striving to achieve more with each new system. Now it would seem that pretty visuals are the main focus, and everything else is secondary.



Evolution - deja vu?

I tried my best to put myself in the shoes of a game developer – if I were making a game right now with a good team on my side, what could I make that’s either breaking new ground, or hasn’t been done – and it has to be done on a traditional gaming interface, not the Revolution. To make my little challenge harder, the game had to be easily marketable, and not rely on just one gimmick to get it across the line. Needless to say, I failed miserably, but I did have ideas about ground that has only been partly explored that developers could easily capitalise on.

Comedy is an area I feel hasn’t been explored for a long time in videogames (since the decline of the adventure game) – more specifically, the art of parody. You get a few little comedic tidbits in games in a variety of forms (Psychonauts summer camp humour, Conker and MGS2’s post modern style trickery, references to Monty Python in Fallout), but nobody has ever dedicated a videogame to taking the mickey out of other videogames (with the exclusion of one of the Fairly Odd Parents games, which featured a lot of jabs at videogame clichés). You know some developers have a good sense of humour and want to be able to do it (first MGS4 trailer), but why doesn’t someone take it that extra step further. Imagine having a German soldier yell “Haven’t I see you here before?” the next time you run up the beach head at Normandy (which would be the 11th time, by my calculations) – something like that; I suck at comedy, so don’t look at me for ideas. Then again, Sega should just make Shenmue III, and then I’ll shut up about needing new gameplay experiences.

Will comedy ever return to gaming?

Will comedy ever return to gaming?
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You know what really grinds my gears

I try not to do the same sub-sections two weeks in a row, but James did ask me to make a mention (see: I bitched about having no ideas) of the sudden influx of Microsoft based viral marketers into our forums, pumping our humble abode full of messages advertising their attempt to break the world record for a water balloon fight. These messages are so ridiculously easy to spot – when I saw that article on Penny Arcade about marketing companies hiring people to post on forums, I thought that everyone in that business would try to step their game up a little. These messages stick out like a sore thumb – the guys always have piss-small post counts, always mention how great this particular thing is, and most importantly, always have absolutely pathetic grammar and spelling abilities. If anything, posting guerrilla marketing in our forum in this fashion is going to be counteractive to your cause.

Viral marketers - please line up

Viral marketers - please line up
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Note to Microsoft: Why the heck aren’t you doing this in summer? Surely it’d be more successful to have a water fight when it’s, you know, hot.

I can’t believe it’s a video game


Oh no! He broke our freaking wall!

Why don’t they bring back…

It’s Easter this weekend (like you didn’t know), and that got me thinking about videogames. Videogames featuring Jesus. There’s not any, really – is there? Surely some game developer out there wants to be edgy and make Jesus a prime time videogame character – there’s plenty you could do with him, in either present day or 2000 years ago (Passion of the Christ: The Game – you know EA wants it). I’m sure it’d be a legal nightmare with all of the sue-happy American Christians, but it would make for an interesting experiment.



Happy easter, everyone.

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16 Comments
6 years ago
Article Subtitle wrote
Better than Creme Eggs
D: Lies!

Kool Aid Man is what hooked me on family guy. I was pretty 'meh' throughout the whole episode until that right at the end. Oh no, oh no - ohhhhh yeaaaaaah.

And Pitfall on Atari FTW!

Great read.
6 years ago
Now it would seem that pretty visuals are the main focus, and everything else is secondary.

Of course those pretty visuals are the focus most of the time. Besides, it is so much easier to see pretty graphics on a screen when compared to be drawn-in by good gameplay.
6 years ago
I didn't ask you to make a mention about the viral marketing, I just said it would be a possible filler icon_razz.gif Having said that though, I will take the opportunity to fire up about it the viral campaign.

I have three main problems with it;

1) It's deceitful. Joining forums and pretending to be one of the community members, when all you're trying to do is sell a product betrays the inherent trust that (despite anonymity) we bestow on each other. If we can't trust anything we read on the forums, then it sabotages the fabric of the community that we've created here and makes posting less enjoyable.

2) It's rude. There are plently of established channels we use for promoting products on the site. If we think it's news-worthy then send us a press release and it will be published. To try to circumvent that is just plain impolite to not only us, but everyone else who follows by the rules.

3) It's insulting.
A Marketing Company wrote
who is gonna be going??.....the waterballoon challenge@coogee beach??....heard that they are handing out free xbox 360 games..so thats mad....uumm...im actually tryin to join my own little team..so i'll be prepared for the big water bomb fight on that day..so i wont get hammered by my friends cos i noe they are gangin up on me..so please join my force...and kill the evil ones..hahahah...
While that kind of gamer-speak might fit in quite nicely on certain Xbox community sites, or during a game of Halo, it sticks out like a sore thumb here. Not only do I find it insulting that the company believes we speak like that, it pisses me off that they think we're stupid enough to fall for it.

For the record there is hard evidence that this was done by a marketing company. Under the same IP has been several posts about Microsoft events as well as one account registered under the email address of one of the marketing companies Microsoft uses. Since it's the marketing company which decides the delivery system and execution of the campaign, I blame them, not Microsoft.

Anyway we’ve done what we would do to any repeat spammer and have IP banned them. Let’s hope that stops it.
6 years ago
i would like to take this opportunity to talk about Coke Zero. it's really good and you should buy it.

NOT. it's **** disgusting. the only one that was worse was Coke Samba or whatever it was.

but yeah anyway, nice article. good to see that we're working against these campaigners. IP ban ftw!
6 years ago
Coke Zero is the devil's stale urine.
6 years ago
Where's the challenge in playing as jesus though?It's not as if you can die.
6 years ago
^you would die, but the game would be in limbo for 3 days until you're resurrected. i suppose it would be like WoW when you die, but this time you couldn't move until the 3 days was up.
6 years ago
Well I don't remember seeing the Marketing team's efforts, but you guy's have done a good job cleaning it up, although proper grammar and spelling is required if you at least want to appear semi - decent on an internet forum, definately not what the marketing person posted that James quoted.

Mitch: it's Pepsi Samba and that would have to be the worst Cola drink I've tasted, Coke Zero is actually ok for me.
6 years ago
Coke Zero is pretty good. Way better than Diet Coke, anyway.

Good stuff.
6 years ago
you're right bigm, it's Pepsi Samba.

somehow soft drink talk has hijacked this thread, and i like it! i tried creamy soda today after not having it for months. the taste of it made me sick, since the last time i had it was mixed with a little too much vodka :S. its strange how the body remembered that before i thought about it.
6 years ago
I'd tell you guys to get back on topic, but I'd equally like to point out how God-awful Pepsi Samba is.
6 years ago
I would like to be an advocate of the topic.

P.S.: Have you tried Mountain Dew?
It rocks (but isn't available here :'()
6 years ago
yeah Mountain Dew is available here but I'm not really a fan. when Homer gave it a bad name on The Simpsons i think it's popularity dropped significantly icon_smile.gif.

Also, have you guys tried Lemon and Piaroa (sp?). It's a NZ drink which is pretty hard to find in Aus, but it is sensational. it basically tastes like lemony ginger ale, but 10 times better than you would think.
6 years ago
Not even sex is better than Creme Eggs.

And if you could figure out a way to combine the two? Woah..

L&P rocks!! I'm from NZ originally, so maybe it's a genetic thing, who knows. All I know is, it sells for about $1.50 over there, whilst the best price I've seen for it here was $4. icon_sad.gif

Australia so needs to catch up! It took a year or two for Toffee Pops to filter over, and while there's 3 flavours of Farmbake biscuits on the shelves here, there's, like, 50 over there.

P.S. Whittakers Peanut Slab. 'Nuff said.
6 years ago
Well believe it or not .. if one aussie game developer realizes its dream .. we might have a Christian MMO in the near future .. read this article for more

God games come of age
6 years ago
^this is what happens when a developer is also one of those assholes who stand around in the city all day screaming propaganda and handing out pamphlets about god. what a load of ****...
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