At number six and moving up a spot is the PlayStation 3 version of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Isn’t war just dandy? At number 7 and putting in an amazing effort is Just Dance which we’re sure offers gamers a wondrous experience, and all those bad reviews are probably written by jealous smelly-heads. At number 8 is Cricket on the Wii, the game that the invisible pixies in your room play while you’re asleep. At number nine is the Xbox 360 version of Modern Warfare 2. It’s rumoured that the next game in the series will have a mode that lets you hug your enemies and converse intelligently with them about your differences instead of shooting them. Rounding up the top 10 is Darksiders, a happy, happy, joy, joy tale about the end of the world with a delightfully effervescent young chap by the name of War who rides a unicorn named Ruin. They have such fun together!
But why are there even rankings? There really are no losers in the gaming world. Every gamer and every game is a winner. So enjoy your week in virtual goodness and remember, it’s nice to be important, but it’s important to be nice. Until next week darlings.
The charts are updated weekly and are provided by GfK.


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